"Mr. George Carlin!!"

On a personal note:

George has always been, by far, my most favorite comedian. I have always enjoyed his comedy and I hope that he continues kicken %*# for a long time. God knows we need someone to tell it how it really is!!! Especially with all this Clinton %*@#, George seems to be the only one with a little sense anymore. The only complaint that I have with George is the fact that he complains about all those %*#@en calling plans that we have to listen to and yet, he goes out and endorses them. What's up with that?? C'mon George, like you always say, "How about a little consistancy here???"

Life of George:

Born: 5/12/37

Birthplace: Bronx, New York

A high school drop-out, Carlin joined the Air Force, then worked as a radio disc jockey before moving to Los Angeles in 1962. Once he changed his image from a fresh-faced, preppy comedian to a hippie satirist, his career took off. He has recorded more than a dozen comedy albums, including the 1972 and 1992 Grammy-winners, and has written collections of routines and observations, most recently, Brain Droppings (1997). He has made many film and television appearances including a season of The George Carlin Show (1994�95) and being the first host of Saturday Night Live. A lawsuit filed after his 1972 arrest for performing �Seven Words You Can Never Use on Television� led to a 1978 Supreme Court decision supporting the right of the FCC to regulate the broadcast of inappropriate language on television.

A little Poetry:

I'm aware that some stare at my hair
In fact to be fair, some really despair of my hair
But I don't care
Beause they're not aware
Nor are they debonair
In fact - they're just square
They see hair down to there, say beware, and go off on a tear
I say - No Fair
A head that's bare is really nowhere
So be like a bear
be fair with your hair
Show it you care
Wear it to there, or to there, or to there if you dare
My wife bought some hair at a fair to use as a spare
Did I care?
Au contraire
Spare hair is fair
In fact, hair can be rare
Fred Astaire got no hair
Nor does a chair
Nor a chocolate eclaire
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere
Now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I think I'll repair to my lair and use Nair
Do you care?

O beautiful for smoggy skies
Insecticided grain
For strip-mined mountains' majesty
above the asphalt plain
America, America
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines
with billboard signs
from sea to oily sea

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